I recently had a lover who made me realize that my experience in the world of sex toys was really very limited.
I wondered, must I really be an expert on plastic things you stick on, put into or somehow maneuver “down there”?
Then it occurred to me that I write for an elegantly dirty website and the answered dawned on me that “Hell yes, I must”!
So here we go.
I got on the Amazon and had a look see at what I should try first.
The Womanizer Pro ended up being delivered the very next day.
Wanna know why I purchased this:
1. Because it has a jewel as an “on switch” that sparkles – I mean I was already sold
2. It cost a small fortune (so I figured it must be good as we all know expensive = good)
3. It looked like it might consume my cilt or at least clean it, given the tiny vacuum bit
I was both afraid (silence of the lambs’ style) and strangely turned on by a pretty, yet expensive device that’s sole purpose is to simulate my most womanly of areas.
Also given the price tag – I said to myself – it better be fucking awesome. If it not awesome, I have no shame in returning it used. YES USED. NOT WASHED. DISCARDED IN ANGER DIRECT FROM MY BED. ME HAS NO SHAME.
Opening the box already had a hypnotic effect, this device was so well crafted that I had to turn it on straight away.
There was no waiting for the horny aftereffect of yet another episode of half-naked Vikings.
Then I felt it, just the slightest little vacuum effect mixed with an intense yet very pleasant vibration.
I took me around 3 seconds to get my pants off – it took me less time to come.
Oh and I came hard.
Not just a little, it feels like I just sneezed orgasm BUT an eyes rolling to back of your head, I am having a proper stroke kind of orgasm.
I then kept going, somewhere between my clit falling off and orgasm number 6, I decided it was time to very reluctantly call it a day, otherwise I would probably simply go blind.
It can do in record time what no man could ever dream of!
I am now a junkie.
I am off to Womanize.
Get your own here! You’re welcome.