Your clit and the small jeweled magic machine

I recently had a lover who made me realize that my experience in the world of sex toys was really very limited.
I wondered, must I really be an expert on plastic things you stick on, put into or somehow maneuver “down there”?
 

Then it occurred to me that I write for an elegantly dirty website and the answered dawned on me that “Hell yes, I must”!

So here we go.

I got on the Amazon and had a look see at what I should try first.

The Womanizer Pro ended up being delivered the very next day.

Wanna know why I purchased this:

1.       Because it has a jewel as an “on switch” that sparkles – I mean I was already sold

2.       It cost a small fortune (so I figured it must be good as we all know expensive = good)

3.       It looked like it might consume my cilt or at least clean it, given the tiny vacuum bit

I was both afraid (silence of the lambs’ style) and strangely turned on by a pretty, yet expensive device that’s sole purpose is to simulate my most womanly of areas.

Also given the price tag – I said to myself – it better be fucking awesome. If it not awesome, I have no shame in returning it used. YES USED. NOT WASHED. DISCARDED IN ANGER DIRECT FROM MY BED. ME HAS NO SHAME.

Opening the box already had a hypnotic effect, this device was so well crafted that I had to turn it on straight away.
There was no waiting for the horny aftereffect of yet another episode of half-naked Vikings.

Then I felt it, just the slightest little vacuum effect mixed with an intense yet very pleasant vibration.

I took me around 3 seconds to get my pants off – it took me less time to come.

Oh and I came hard.

Not just a little, it feels like I just sneezed orgasm BUT an eyes rolling to back of your head, I am having a proper stroke kind of orgasm.

I then kept going, somewhere between my clit falling off and orgasm number 6, I decided it was time to very reluctantly call it a day, otherwise I would probably simply go blind.

It can do in record time what no man could ever dream of!

I am now a junkie.

I am off to Womanize.

Get your own here! You’re welcome.


Scarlett

Author: Scarlett

Scarlett is naughty by nature! She brings to life the ultimate girlfriend experience and loves to overshare. Behind the refined and polished exterior is one wild girl looking for love and life with just the right amount of crazy.

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