First time awkward sex?

I seem to be doing a first time series; I wonder what is going on in my world?

Living in memory lane or a new crush?

A little bit of both I guess, it is amazing how a new crush can reawaken all those memories and feelings that you seem to have forgotten about. Good and bad.

Whist the memories may differ they have one thing in common.

The first time, I mean THE first time usually, often, almost always, totally sucks.

Politely put, it is really quite unsatisfying.

This is a real shame.

So you have had the first kiss, the butterflies and all those moments of sweet anticipation and then – then you get naked and hump and it’s all, well, a bit of a let-down really.

Come on, you know this to be true! Let’s not sugar coat the first time “awkwardness”.

Thoughts of how much cellulite can you see in this lighting and did I remember to shave behind my ankles?… what if, well what if it’s small or can’t get hard, or has a strange bend in it, or worst of all, it looks… diseased?

RUN it’s a zombie virus carrier penis…

I don’t know what you’re thinking but this is Definitely what I am thinking with a capital D!

All this creates a rather stressful situation and it is rather difficult to be a sex kitten and proper porn starlet in a stressful situation, whilst, at the same time keeping a watchful eye out for any signs of syphilis.

So how does one make first time sex great?

I found this guide on GOOP maybe it is useful – Gwyneth Paltrow seems to think so.

Any other ideas?

Thank you,



Author: Scarlett

Scarlett is naughty by nature! She brings to life the ultimate girlfriend experience and loves to overshare. Behind the refined and polished exterior is one wild girl looking for love and life with just the right amount of crazy.