I want the following:
- A man who can have great sex, a truly skilled lover
- A leader with documented success
- A man that can can cook, wants to cook and helps around the house
- Is handy and can build shit
- Is great with kids
- Dominates me
- Lets me be the boss (clearly contradicting number 6)
- Says funny and clever things – like all the time…
- Makes a shit ton of money, and
- Is smoking hot
I found it and married it.
HA! As if.
This man is a unicorn.
I know our site is all about being a Boss Chick but I still think at some point we all need to lower our standards just a little or our VJJ is going to dry up and we will become those scary born-again virgins who have decided to simply live in a community of only women.
I can imagine nothing worse than just living surrounded by women and their vaginas and periods. Days spent watching only YouTube make-up tutorials – let me tell you there are not enough black, blackhead removal masks (why are they black anyway?!) and waterproof wonder eye brows to make up for a distinct lack of cock.
If you want to see the ultimate anti-makeup tutorial check out Miss Tanja Hennessy – by clicking here.
I admit, I purchased the blackhead mask, it was shitty, but that was to be expected. I am still so disappointed in myself for giving in to this fad.
Back to the point of this post, all I want to say is:
Your expectations should be high, but you should only expect what you can give back in return.
If you are a 10 (not just physically), expect a 10, if not then don’t.
Oh and don’t buy the blackhead mask.
Can anyone comment on the Wunderbrow and Lipsense? I struggle to understand.
Thank you
Scarlett.