TWAGS (Tech Wives and Girlfriends) are the new black.
It’s time to fall in love with a techie and forget the football players!
Whether it be the career techie or your local IT geek, these boys are seriously overlooked property.
Well maybe that’s slowly changing with massive fortunes being made more often and faster in the digital world than anywhere else (Miranda Kerr even has one).
Possibly the female race is beginning to discover the gems that are lurking in the depths of the IT department basement.
I fear however, that this is not happening as often as it should be.
Close your eyes ladies, now imagine the IT guy.
What a picture – Wow, I am sorry I didn’t want to put you off your lunch.
OK I understand, he kind of smells strange, may not be the thinnest and his fashion taste is possibly limited to old musky Star Wars t-shirts or short-sleeved polyester blend shirts with beige pants (oh my holy lord!). I can however guarantee you that under those pringle crumbs and half-bitten finger nails with the help of the right woman, a razor and some deodorant, there is a diamond in the rough. TAKE THE CHALLNGE ladies, you will not regret it.
There are a 3 (maybe 4…) simple reasons for considering a techie
Eins: These boys are loyal
Zwei: These boys are not spoiled
Drei: These boys are usually very clever
Vier: These boys know how to FUCK.
Loyal, when the techie chooses something, he commits. He obsessively commits. He sleeps, eats, and lives his choice. He is not afraid to commit. Just look at the devotion to the world of Warcraft, he knows how to develop a relationship, how to nurture and how to nourish his world and he remains fiercely loyal to his alias and his choice of multi-user roleplay game. Just imagine if you become his “world”. If you become his priestess Maiev Shadowsong. The potential is limitless for him to create the ultimate fantasy world just for you.
Not spoiled, the techie has never been showered by attention from the cheerleaders. He’s not had the chance to date the homecoming queen, he is not comparing you to the perfect blonde leggy Swedish exchange student he fucked at the last party. He’s not fussy, and is happy if you talk to him, ecstatic if you flirt with him, and may even have a stroke if you propose getting naked. That’s the kind of devotion and appreciation you deserve! He’s not pointing out your mistakes or shortcomings – he’s grateful you even looked at him, as he should be. You are a hot, elegant and premium piece of arse.
Very Clever, and therefore the techie is employed. The good news here is that in the current job climate even mediocre techies will have no issues getting jobs (with possible Amazon or Google, Priceline or Tesla Stock Opinions). Meaning you will never fight about paying the rent or missing out on those Valentine’s Day roses, because fighting about money kills most couples in the end) Oh and there is always the possibility he’s coded something in his basement/garage that make you a serious fortune one day. Think of him as a long-term stock position.
Finally, whilst the jocks were playing football, the cool boys were smoking weed, the creatives were listening to Indy music and the academics were actually learning – the future the techie was, well you guessed it, watching porn. A LOT of hardcore, dirty, exceptionally educational porn. All those hours spent watching were not wasted!
He knows you have 3 holes, he knows where they are and he knows the difference between you faking it and cuming for real.
He has analyzed a large sample of data, he is Agile, and is now keen to put his knowledge to practical use – and he will periodically run tests as he develops his methods.
He has amazing fine motor skills ladies!!!! and he is very concentrated and focused whilst using them (this man won’t spend 3 hours, 3 cm left of the buy button), he fails fast and quickly moves on to a better strategy – you just need to lie back let him .net, Java, Python, Ruby and HTML the shit out of your pussy.
Have fun and remember I told you so!