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The 12 Rules of Adulting

The 12 Rules of Adulting: You should know the exact number of beverages you need to drink before you make a total dick of yourself or before you try to have sex with your boss. You have at least once said “in my day” when traveling on public transportation in terms of too many zombie

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99 Problems but the Bitch ain’t one

Subject: Me on destroying it before it even begins, a new record.  Btw, who only has 99 problems anyway? Question: Is it better to have loved and lost or not to have loved at all? Is it easier to simply never put yourself in a place where you could be left broken? How many of

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90s Superiority -10 Things We Should Bring Back

I was a kid in the 90s, and boy am I grateful! Yes I know, everyone thinks that their childhood decade was the best. I’m not saying it was the best, I’m just saying it was better than today. Yeah, I said it. To start with the worst thing going on today: Social media is

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The Chemistry of Obsession

There are two kinds of sex: Hot and Dirty. This is the fun kind, the one that everyone leaves happy or at least unbothered. You enjoy sex for just a physical release. You know the scene, those are the people who go on the hunt to get off. No strings attached, just bumping bushes until

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Monogamy is a Lie – No One is Faithful

I met two friends for lunch last week and although lunch was great, the drinks were even better. Nothing like some wicked day-drinking to start the week right. Ok, in all honesty I balk at the term “day-drinking”. It’s stupid. It’s just drinking. But the best and perhaps most disturbing part of lunch was the

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Slow dating

The lost art of taking it sloooooooooow. Recently we (society) seem to have regained our appreciation for all things slow, “slow food” being my personal favorite. So I thought, why not apply this rule to the rest of life? A good friend of mine recently told me I was, “giving it up too easily and

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Scandal Junkie Confessions – The Real Boss

When I first watched Scandal I knew that something epic was unfolding right before our eyes. Olivia Pope was tough, smart, boss inside out. Throughout the seasons she just got better. And better. And better. Which brings us to this season, where she has fully arrived. You see it in her walk. You see it

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