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Humility is for the Poor – When I’m Ugly You Still Love Me

Yeah I said it. Humility is for the poor. A millionaire loses it all on a bad bet. Is she now poor? Probably not. I once heard the greatest thing: If you’ve made a million before you can make a million again. Making money is not a problem, you know how to do it. Poor

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Getting on your Knees Should not be Your First Move

So I’m minding my own business at home watching Scandal. I am addicted to Ms. Olivia Pope because she is BOSS. That woman makes me feel like I need to jump up and go fix somebody’s life, slap a chick in the face, and make the president my boyfriend…whenever we get another sexy president that

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Confessions of a Butt-Man’s Lover

I admit it, I am not the most innovative woman in the world. For this, I tend to attract people who naturally innovate and introduce me to new things. I love to learn in this particular way. I love to be f***ked in this way. It is not that I lack imagination, but still I often

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Find the One or Die Cheating

How do you know if you have met the one? Simply said, if you are asking yourself the question “is he the one” he is NOT the one. Sorry. Past common advice – I do not agree with: 1. I can’t live without him 2. We laugh at each other’s jokes 3. He completes me

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Women Empowerment is a Load of Crap – Time to Bring Sexy Back

Women Empowerment is being sexy. However, the whole movement has somehow turned into women feeling the need to sex all the way down. And those who do sex it up get slammed from all sides. Ladies you do not have to wear shapeless black pants and ugly shoes to get that corner office. Women have fought for

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Who Takes Dirty Pics at Work?

Bad girl advice: How to keep your man happy. So, I just received the following messages from my man at 9:39 am in the office. Boy: Can I ask you for something naughty? (So well-mannered for asking) Me: What? (Always direct, suspicions and to the point) Boy: Go to the bathroom and send me some

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Smart Girls are the Best in Bed – Here’s Why

Smart girls beat porn stars anyday in the seduction battle. Any dummy can imitate the girl in the porn movies. Get nasty, stick your tongue out, twerk, choke and gag. Clearly such antics will have a guy’s eyeballs rolling in ecstasy. This raw animalistic carnal act is what we are born to do. Well maybe

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I’m a cool girl doing the walk of shame tonight

Recently, I encountered the term “cool girl”. I always knew that I was striving to achieve this particular status but never quite knew how to label it. Thank you film industry – yet again, you have taught me an invaluable gem. If any of you have read Gillian Flynn’s Gone Girl, or seen the movie,

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