Bad girls gone wicked
Today I watched a movie. It was amazing. It was #hotporn. It made me want to have sex. Usually, I hate porn, porn is made for men. Porn is mostly degrading and usually for any woman involved totally unsatisfactory. I mean ladies, how comfortable do YOU find hanging from the ceiling having a cold
I love dirty talk. There is nothing that adds more fuel to the fire during foreplay and sex than some wicked filth sliding out of my lover’s lips. But before you get too excited you should know that I have high standards. No rules, but you have to be sure and sexy for it to
“Nobody wants to fuck grandma’s pussy.” Probably the most shocking words to come out of Samantha’s mouth from Sex and the City. She said this with the most seriousness when she found that one gray pubic hair. Well fellas, the same applies to you. Nobody wants to fuck grandpa, unless it’s freaking worth it. There is
Swipe 2, Date 2 – The Professor To describe this man in 25 words or less is easy. He was classically tall, dark and handsome. As a bonus he was a professor of mathematics. He had an “oriental” background which gave him a permanent tan in his pictures and I liked what I saw. Yummy…
One man cannot satisfy a woman. We have a complicated system of needs which certainly only superman could fulfill all by himself, and he is fictional so let’s get real. Societal propaganda tries to brainwash women that they should find “the one” and that will make them good girls. (Eye-roll) Please. THERE IS NO ONE!
I was out with a bunch of girls, drinking as usual and setting the town on fire. A couple of different groups kept merging at each new location, adding to the variety and to the crazy. There was this one girl whom I had never met before. She was a friend of a friend of
Unless you are a bicycle, a car or a bed, there is no reason that you should be ridden, revved out or lain upon by many many men. If you consider yourself to be one of those objects then stop reading and go do what you do. Go be a slut. This post is for
Madams, I think you are all going to like this little series I have created for your viewing pleasure. You keep asking me to sex and dirty it up – well here we go. Sex and the City eat your heart out. Enjoy the ride. First, I said I wouldn’t after the first ring – I
