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Tinder Fail – Diary of a Tinder Virgin

I first heard about Tinder on a comedy series, where the person who was on it was being ridiculed. Tinder, the hookup app. This was over a year ago. I know I know, it’s been out for a few years, but it really just got popular over the past two years or so. Anyway, I

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“You are Pure Lust and No Control”

Pure Lust at first sight. I never believed in anything at first sight and then I saw him. We were briefly introduced, I did not even bother to look up from my glass of wine given I was already engaged in a competing conversation. Then, at some point I looked up, this time from across

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Blac Chyna is what every Rob Kardashian Deserves

What in Kardashian’s name is really going on? Baby Rob crawled out from some corner of the mansion and dragged in this blac chyna doll with him. Correction, he dragged her off the stripper pole allegedly, and brought her home to his mama. Ok. So that is when our well-manicured eyebrows started creeping upwards. Then

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Sexytime Instructions to make him the best lover ever!

Knowing what I know now – this is what I would really like to say to a man I was about to sleep with for the first time. I want you to make me come. I like to come, I know how (I will assist in this, don’t worry), I don’t want to fake it,

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Fall in love with a Techie

TWAGS (Tech Wives and Girlfriends) are the new black. It’s time to fall in love with a techie and forget the football players! Whether it be the career techie or your local IT geek, these boys are seriously overlooked property. Well maybe that’s slowly changing with massive fortunes being made more often and faster in

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Confidence is a Stain They Can’t Wipe Off

Confidence is a hell of a thing. I will never forget the day I was walking through the hallways at one of my first jobs, trying to survive another day of the corporate hustle. I had just entered the real world, but I was tired, and it was a hustle. In our office there were

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You Can’t Spend the Night – Here’s Why

I hear these chicks crying all the time about how cool the guy is, how awesome the sex is, and how everything would be so perfect if they could fix one little thing. That one little thing being, that the guy would let them spend the night. Let’s take a moment for this to sink

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Finding a unicorn in a haystack

I want the following: A man who can have great sex, a truly skilled lover A leader with documented success A man that can can cook, wants to cook and helps around the house Is handy and can build shit Is great with kids Dominates me Lets me be the boss (clearly contradicting number 6)

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